I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You almost got us killed.
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It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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