it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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