Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I think i peed on brittanys purse
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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