The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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