Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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