so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize