he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize