bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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