What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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