David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I looked at my own cervix.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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