I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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