My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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