i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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