I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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