i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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