I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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