Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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