i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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