My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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