Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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