her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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