we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He felt like a one man threesome
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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