I just threw up on my dentist
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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