Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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