This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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