I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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