She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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