Dual....:-)
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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