I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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