Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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