He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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