Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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