Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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