i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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