i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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