Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It's never too late to be topless.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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