My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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