I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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