so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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