I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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