If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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