During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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