I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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