I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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