I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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