Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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