she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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