i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
sarcasm needs its own font
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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