you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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