She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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